I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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