I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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