I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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