have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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