We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My dick has a subreddit
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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