You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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