I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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