Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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