Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Drunk is not a location!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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