I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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