Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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