there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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