I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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