Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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