you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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