im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
When are your genitals available?
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