she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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