I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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