new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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