Having a random hookup so left but love u
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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