Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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