i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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