awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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