PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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