your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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