Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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