Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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