sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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