I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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