Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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