Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
