You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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