just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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