some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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