Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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