waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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