i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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