i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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