Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
