Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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