so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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