Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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