She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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