So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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