I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
This show inspires me to have sex in space
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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