You surviving the open bar?
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There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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