So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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