Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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