Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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