my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Who wears a wallet chain?!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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