69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
